crystallized-teardrops:

aren’t I good at spoiling myself

Trying to find a theme makes me want to kill myself

hulmeschapel:

zayninnit:

thekingsofliam:

louisdacris:

zayngina:

An Australian Love Poem.

You are the gold to my coast, my Vegemite on toast. 

The Queen of my land, the beer in my hand.

The thong on my foot, the Rhonda to my Katut

The Kanga to my Roo, the BB to my Q

The Wi to my Fi

The sauce to my pie.

realitybl0ws:

1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet

this is the single most terrifying picture ever

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

ch3ynestokes:

I make them good girls go 

good

girls

go

[sheep noise]

phleps:

BOY HANDS !!!!!!!!! BOYS WITH HANDS!!!!!!!!!! BOYS WITH VEINY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HANDS OF BOYS

wallflowersandwonderlands:

The song playing at the end of the episode is ‘ARIA WITH 30 VARIATIONS’.

I think Aria has multiple personality disorder/Dissociative identity disorder

Byron mentioned mental illness ran in the family a while ago; his brother suffered from a mental…

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

liamoflegends:

nic-cages-dick:

i morphed jesus and nic cage

i have seen the face of god

we’re going to steal the 10 commandments

seize-the-ass:

how to pick up chicks ft owen